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'Now, don't worry about how you're going to pay my bill...let me worry about that.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I just..."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Expense account or regular?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"What comes after zillion?"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'