Spelling Sheriff Pillows

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I lettered in spelling."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'That's my boy...'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'