Spelling Sheriff Pillows

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Billy. The Kid.

"She's been so creative lately."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I lettered in spelling."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'That's my boy...'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.