Spelling Rebel Pillows

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I gotta be me!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I lettered in spelling."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'That's my boy...'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'