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"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Home Sweet Second Home.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'