Spellbook Collector Pillows

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"I have an app for that."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Carl Sandburg.