Spell Check Sorcerer T-Shirts

Joe's Tattoos - "I said Bruiser, you moron."

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

If Disney was a software company

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

My Cauldron Rules

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"