Spell Check Sorcerer Mugs

Joe's Tattoos - "I said Bruiser, you moron."

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"At least she's reading."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Witches at a cauldron.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Zen Voodoo

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"