Spell Check Skeptic Mugs

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"You don't even look good on paper."

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'First off, there is no 'y' in resume.'

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

'Has it been spell-checked?'

'Is the 'living happily ever after' part just spin?'

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

You win some, you ose some.

"You do realize that without spell check you'd be back in the mailroom."

'Information age, ha! Yeah, if the information is porno, or inane chitchat.'

'If you give these people £20 they'll show you how to make money off the internet.'

'I made loads of money by not doing TV quizzes.'

A failed internet scam.

"So now people from all around the world know you can't spell"

'There's talk of paradigm-shifting innovation heading your way. Lock your door and hide under the desk.'

Joe's Tattoos - "I said Bruiser, you moron."

'I told you we should have spellchecked it before placing the order...'

'To speak to an actual person, press '5.' To speak to an actual wolverine, dream on.'

"I hate films with subtitles!"

"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."

"I warned you not to order your medicine on the internet!"