Spell Check Skeptic T-Shirts

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"Bark bark bark woof yap!" It might be good, but I'm just not in the mood for subtitles.

'For Peter's Home and Careers class, he has to take care of this computerized doll of a 23-year-old son who won't move out of the house.'

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

"You don't even look good on paper."

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'First off, there is no 'y' in resume.'

'Has it been spell-checked?'

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

'Is the 'living happily ever after' part just spin?'

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

You win some, you ose some.

Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.

"You do realize that without spell check you'd be back in the mailroom."

'Information age, ha! Yeah, if the information is porno, or inane chitchat.'

'If you give these people £20 they'll show you how to make money off the internet.'

'I made loads of money by not doing TV quizzes.'

Really? Can you tell my future by reading my palm? What are your qualifications? I come from a long line of fortune hunters

A failed internet scam.

"So now people from all around the world know you can't spell"

'There's talk of paradigm-shifting innovation heading your way. Lock your door and hide under the desk.'

Joe's Tattoos - "I said Bruiser, you moron."

'I told you we should have spellchecked it before placing the order...'

'To speak to an actual person, press '5.' To speak to an actual wolverine, dream on.'

"I hate films with subtitles!"

"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."