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I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

Ancient Racing

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Bob's Driving School.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Downloads.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Addicted to reading

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Freedom of the press

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along