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City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Easter Island legs

Ancient Racing

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Next World Tours

Cow outboard engine

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Slipstream

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

Pamplona 500

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Is it faster than a hare?'

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

'This model even has a sports car on board.'