Casual Sightseer T-Shirts

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Watching the football.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

British Summertime

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."