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"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

The post-game meal

That Socrates was an idiot. Not only is the unexamined life worth living, but there's more time to enjoy it without all that stupid introspection.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'Watching the football.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."