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That Socrates was an idiot. Not only is the unexamined life worth living, but there's more time to enjoy it without all that stupid introspection.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

That party went well.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'Anorak anoraks'.

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

A Poem about Sand

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.