Speedster Phenom Gifts

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

A souped up car...

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Graduate

"Dumb it up."

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field