Speech Wizard Wannabe Pillows

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Ban on Free Speech

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Time for speeches

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking