Speech Magician Pillows

' Pol Meeting'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Time for speeches

Mice taking lessons.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Those are not buzz words."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"I have to know how it's done."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"Numb yet?"

"I should like to depart from my prepared text and speak as a human being."

Bookstore. Spelling Made Easy. I entered all the spelling bees in school but I never one won.

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