Speech Magician Mugs

' Pol Meeting'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Time for speeches

Mice taking lessons.

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"Those are not buzz words."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"I have to know how it's done."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

Miley Cyrus

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

"I should like to depart from my prepared text and speak as a human being."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.