Voice Magician Mugs

Ventriloquism for beginners.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I lost the groove."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Stealing thoughts.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Mummy Musician

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Snake charming the telephone.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

A man playing on an elephant

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'