Musical Magician Mugs

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

Snake charmer.

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

"I lost the groove."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Man playing a book like a violin.

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

Snake charming the telephone.

A man playing on an elephant

Theremin

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Four children playing the flute.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Juggler and Illusionist