Magicians Mugs

Houdini.

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut up your credit card.'

Doctor Magic

'The Coming of Ninety-Two'

'Are you even in there? Where are you 'Magic', when I REALLY need you?!'

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

Houdini re-incarnated.

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"The Great Cruzini needs something truly amazing to win the talent show! Of course! I will cut a woman in half!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit