Magicians Pillows

Houdini.

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut up your credit card.'

Doctor Magic

'The Coming of Ninety-Two'

'Are you even in there? Where are you 'Magic', when I REALLY need you?!'

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

Houdini re-incarnated.

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"The Great Cruzini needs something truly amazing to win the talent show! Of course! I will cut a woman in half!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magic Tricks

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Juggler and Illusionist