Speech Sensation Pillows

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

Henderson will now bumble his way through yet another boring lecture...

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Dialogue

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Wolf Karaoke

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Fire Stick

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Ventriloquist Audition

Casting Director

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Footballer playing for time

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Don't repeat this."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Communication

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"First gig in a while?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Barihunk