Speech Sensation Pillows

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

Henderson will now bumble his way through yet another boring lecture...

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Dialogue

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Wolf Karaoke

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Ventriloquist Audition

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Casting Director

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Footballer playing for time

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Don't repeat this."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Communication

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Barihunk

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."