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"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

One way only.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Gustav Holst

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'No cheating'

Computer spying.

The public was right

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Matador.

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."