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'I'm seeing double.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

One way only.

George Martin

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Gustav Holst

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Computer spying.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Why god isn't listening...

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Oscar Wilde

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"