Spectacle Bearer T-Shirts

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

King Richard I

My Musical Influences

Guitarist

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Optometrist practical jokes

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Contacts vs. Glasses

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

Person at higher risk from covid.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.