Spectacle Bearer Gifts

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Sir Patrick Moore.

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

King Richard I

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

My Musical Influences

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Guitarist

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

Optometrist practical jokes

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Contacts vs. Glasses

Person at higher risk from covid.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

'Heads.'