Flag Bearer Gifts

"You've literally watched one game."

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

"Library's closed, what should we do now?"

Je Suis Charlie

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Fabian Raymond Picardo

Cuban identity

The fate of the emigrant

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I shop, therefore I am."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Beware of Don"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"He's always been an optimist."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

King Richard I

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Nicola Sturgeon

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Bill de Blasio

Independence Day.

'Darren always has to go one better.'