Spatial Navigator T-Shirts

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Airlines

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Day one, post grad

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

The Escape Key

"This translation app isn't working."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"You are here"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Goose checking his GPS.

Parallel Parking Garage

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Number Phobia.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Oceanographer

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Ask your mother computer.