Spatial Navigator Mugs

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Airlines

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Day one, post grad

The Escape Key

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"This translation app isn't working."

"You are here"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Goose checking his GPS.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Parallel Parking Garage

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Number Phobia.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Ask your mother computer.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'