Spam Email Satirist Gifts

My Spam Sketchbook

"I think it's rude of me to email you 200 unrequested jokes per day. I should be sending 500. I'll get right on that."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"Thank god for Sudoku."

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Targeted Advertising

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Lies on the Internet

'He's our Spam expert!'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

Spam Folders

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

Data at landfill

'We get along so much better after I disabled the 'Comments' function of our relationship!'

'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'