Spam Email Satirist Mugs

My Spam Sketchbook

"I think it's rude of me to email you 200 unrequested jokes per day. I should be sending 500. I'll get right on that."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Fakebook

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

doom.com

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"Thank god for Sudoku."

Targeted Advertising

Lies on the Internet

Did you get my "friend request"?

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'He's our Spam expert!'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

Spam Folders

White Apple

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

Data at landfill