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FWUMP

"Mmm, Spam."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Czarcasm

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Mail's here."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Santa called but you were out!

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'What's your blood type?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Hollywood producer.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

I'm not going to send over my manager just because there's a fly in your soup. What about sending over the fly's manager.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."