Spam Aficionado Mugs

FWUMP

"Mmm, Spam."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Czarcasm

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Santa called but you were out!

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What's your blood type?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Hollywood producer.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'