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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'She's just seeing if the alphabetti spaghetti's ready.'

"Do you mind if I leave my spaghetti, it brings back bad memories."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Under pressure.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

Pasta

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Carpe pizza"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Pisa Hut.