Spaceship Spectator T-Shirts

"All the barking – NOW do you get it?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Dr. Roo.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Save Our Universe

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Enemies of the Earth

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Astronomical observations.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I identify as it/it."

"Can I help you?"

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"

Exploding Dalmatian

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'If we hurry I can still catch the third period.'

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.