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'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'A cheeky red?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Bacchus.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Well, that one got away."

'Gravity...Go figure!'