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'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'A cheeky red?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Sauvignon Bonk

Bacchus.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."