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"You left this on our ship."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

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". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Hayseed at UFO travel.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Not in my name!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Snowman

Early abductions.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Moon rock...

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'No, we don't probe our abductees anymore, these days we're into psychoanalysis.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

The beginning of the end of the world...