Space Ranger Pillows

Focus on the important stuff...

Bitchbark Canoe

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."