Space Rider Pillows

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."