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Tierra Forming.

"We've made great progress!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Astronaut love

"Not in my name!"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Space Shuttle.

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"