Space Economist T-Shirts

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Take me to your Larder!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Cosmonaut

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Mars Poppins

Parking meter on the moon.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Siri, find oxygen."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'