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Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Zagat Rated.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'You made me jump,'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'