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Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'You made me jump,'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'