Space And Universe T-Shirts

God not too happy with the Humans.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Outer Space Outsourcing

"You left this on our ship."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen