Spa Music Pillows

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Spa Dog

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'