Soybean Seeker Pillows

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Too Much SOY

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Dracula's bedtime.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Vegan Voldemort

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"How's the soya, dear?"

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I love making a glide in..."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"My first soybean."

Record soy bean crop

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Born to raise soy beans.

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

"Is there soup on this menu?"

'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'

'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'

Free-range tofu.