Soybean Seeker T-Shirts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Too Much SOY

Dracula's bedtime.

"How's the soya, dear?"

Vegan Voldemort

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

When vegans pose for photos.

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I love making a glide in..."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

Record soy bean crop

"My first soybean."

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.

Born to raise soy beans.

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'

'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'

"Is there soup on this menu?"