Southern Charmer Pillows

Hellbillies.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

You're the olive in my martini

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

The Cattle show Week.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Cool hand... Uke

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Wedding Wellies

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Chicken singing romantic songs

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Windmill

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

The Country Wedding.

"It's not as easy as it looks."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

'Miss Wilson, please send in the cow.'