Soup Sender T-Shirts

I don't need a cell phone...I'm going to text message you in the alphabet soup!

Soup of the month.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

I can't smile without you...

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Just Stop Oil Painting

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'