Soup Soldier T-Shirts

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'