Soup Scoundrel Gifts

The alphabet soup that bites back!

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Bottomless bowl of soup

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"